Directions of Use

Here is how this thing is going to work until someone smarter than us can show us a more efficient and better way and no facebook will not be better.

A blog will be posted for each home game. We will post that we will be there for that game and what the main menu items will be. We might even post that we need people to bring lots of ice or a chair or a pitching wedge.

You will be asked to comment on that blog as to if you are coming. What you will bring food wise or if instead of food what you will contribute as general admission consumption alcohol and that doesn't mean a 6 pack. If you bring liquor, then bring sufficient ice and mixers compatible with the size of the bottle. i.e. bring more for a handle than a liter. We have all tailgated for long enough to know that even if you plan to only drink a 6 pack you will always blow through this 6 pack and then inevitably have to "borrow" beer from someone. So just man up and bring the 12 or be a gent and bring the case and ice to keep it cold and not floating around like a dead fish in a hot, deoxeginated mud puddle.

We as always supply the staples as in tents, most chairs, tv, a main course item, and various muchies and of course the private porto potty. Donations for the porto are welcome as they may be needed to buy a new shirt for someone guarding it.

Keep in mind that we are not responsible for items left at the tailgate, but we always do our best to secure them to cause the least amount of damage from homeless molestation.

We have several new people joining us this season and look forward to what could be a great tailgating season even if we lose all our games due to the H1N1.

We are always there by 7 am so if you are feeling randy or just helpful then feel free to join us for the setup as we may buy you breakfast at the mayflower, but probably not since we don't do that and you should be there that early anyways so why feel entitled to something you can do for yourself. oops there we go again on political crap.

See ya on the field. Herty that is because you would be in jail if we saw you on the other field.